Category Archives: Baltimore Romance

The Nook

As the first official female voice of Bohs and O’s, I would like to offer effusive praise to the creative staff.  These men have many talents, but you might be surprised to find out that blogging is not even their most impressive!  It is snuggling.   In exchange for being an on call SNGF, these bloggers [...]

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Crazy in Disguise

As every true bro has come to learn it is not whether or not a girl is crazy but when, and how, the crazy will be revealed. There is something in the female genetic code that is inescapable and ever present that makes them absolutely insane when it comes to dealing with bros. Each crazy [...]

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The End of an Excuse

A warning to us all (mostly the guys): the era of blaming the cell phone is quickly coming to a close.  Like with many new technologies, as cell phones gained widespread popularity during the late 1990’s, a ‘culture’ of sorts developed around them.  People learned about them – not only what they were technically capable [...]

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The Noblemen

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a nobleman?  Walk into Nobles bar on Charles Street in Federal Hill, and you may just find out. I would like to start by saying that Nobles is incredibly underrated.  It is almost never mentioned among the standard list of Fed Hill bars (MaGerk’s, [...]

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Maryland Twitter User @TheSoftwareJedi is an #Insult to our State

If you thought the Sheila Dixon trial was embarassing, you haven’t seen anything yet. Because I would gladly take another 10 corrupt Baltimore mayors over a single Maryland couple who felt the need to “tweet” and alter their “facebook status” DURING their wedding vows. For people who think allowing gays to marry could threaten the [...]

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Iggie's Clutch Pizza

One problem facing a Bawdimore Bro is the dearth of good date spots in this town.  That is not to say that Baltimore lacks restaurants, but that I never know where to take whatever skag-piece I am trying to canoodle.  Last night I met up with some old friends at Iggie’s.  This is a place [...]

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The Binary Scale

Quick, on a scale of 1 to 10 who would you rate higher, Heidi Klum, or Seina Miller? Trick question, it doesn’t matter. In the grand scheme of things the difference between a 9 and a 10, is minimal, and further more, I would argue that the difference between a 5 and a 10 is [...]

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The SNGF Contract

As I was sitting on my couch after last Sundays loss and a weekend of overindulgence I was overwhelmed, as I am on most Sundays, with a terrible self-loathing feeling. As every man knows the single remedy for this feeling is the consolation that can only come from a girlfriend. There is nothing more comforting [...]

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